Today’s questions:

Why did I leave Sydney?

Why would I leave a school where you never have to fight for classes?

Why won’t SFSU let me graduate? 

Today’s answers:

Your family would come out and take you back by force if you didn’t.

*See above. Also, SFSU has a pretty decent taco bar.

Your school spirit and general charm is admired by many, so letting you leave wouldn’t be fair to your classmates? Or perhaps insufficient funding.