Today’s questions:
Why did I leave Sydney?
Why would I leave a school where you never have to fight for classes?
Why won’t SFSU let me graduate?
Today’s answers:
Your family would come out and take you back by force if you didn’t.
*See above. Also, SFSU has a pretty decent taco bar.
Your school spirit and general charm is admired by many, so letting you leave wouldn’t be fair to your classmates? Or perhaps insufficient funding.